"tum te tum tum... I wish this booted up faster. c'mon, c'mon. There we go. Let's see, get the 'file' icon...double click on 'blaster'... hmm, pull down 'settings'...get the dialog box...click on 'rays'... select 'death'... hit 'ok' hey, whats the matter? why didn't my screen change?! Hit 'F1' for 'help'...'about blasters'...nope...'calibrating blasters'...no...'charging the fizzler'...no...'fizzling the charger'...no...'incineration guidelines' oh, this is annoying! Oh wait, i didn't enter in the number of volts! Thats it! Type in 'gazillion' hit 'ok'. What!? 'invalid setting.' DARN! Go back to 'volts' highlight 'gazillion' press 'delete' type in...
KRAKK
spiff is hit! He's going down!

-Spaceman Spiff, Book 4, August 27th, 1995

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