Quotation

If what they say is true, that fate is the sum total of our own stupidity, then I think what altered my fate was a result of the stupidity of my neighbors. === Killing oneself isn't all that easy, you know. And now she's moved in as well. So now I've got to get rid of her and then, I'm coming. ... She looked like this when I got her, so don't think it's my fault. === One thing is certain, though: whatever we do in this life, no one gets out of it alive. === Leave the dog alone. -That's no dog. It looks more like a hairy winter boot with eyes. === Hey! What do you think you're doing? -It scratched Prince! If you throw one more stone, I'll transform your pug into a door mat. -He's a Chihuahua, and that cat's probably contagious. I'm sure, but then again, I'm sure you are, too. But we don't throw stones at you, do we? === People nowadays... It's shocking, really. They're all incompetent these days. They can't reverse a trailer, they can't mend a puncture.